Fully Functional...

Bwahahahahaha!
Gentlemen! Behold!
My lap top is operational!
Watch how it cruises the interbutts!
Star Craft, MechWarrior, it does it all!

.....

My hair heater!

Right, well.
Updates, anyone?
We have a good special on Clerics today,
short, sweet, and whiny.

Financial Aid battle status.
First successful offensive, most of the refund check from the Fall sector is secured.
Regretably, about 30% of the final amount is AWOL.
Combat Search teams have been deployed.

In retaliation, the Faid units, in conjunction with AES, have recalled the Spring Stafford funds.
Locals rely on this relief money for fuel and food.
Unless a major victory is won soon, I fear starvation and demoralization will effectively bury us.

A New Car Appears!
The van has finally given up the spirit, and passed on.
No plans for resurrection are forthcoming.
A friend of the family has however bequethed me a new vehicle.
New in the sense of 90,000 miles and a minor oil leak.
Eh. It's a lightish red Toyota, '92, Paseorificasomethingoranother.

I call it Donut. RvB jokes abound.
It's a 4 banger, with great gas mileage.
We're very happy together, and plan on many long trips.
Regrettably, it's 44 miles to Greensburg.

I'll have to take her hard and fast for a while.

Classes are alright, and fortunately all of them are done by noon.
I do have to wake up at 6 am however.
Just like working at BP...
I'm STILL trying to find a sexually demeaning name for BP.
Butt Pluggers is the best I have right now.

Let's see, what else we got here.

Funny links?
Eh. It'll do for now.
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html
It's funny, and even if you don't like SC, you'll get a hearty laugh out of it.
Then you'll realize how true it is, and you'll want to cry.

Well, that's all for me today.
You've had enough anyway.
No, goddammit, you are not driving home.
I'll call a cab for you.
Oh, come on! Did you just throw up?
I knew you had too many.
Get outta here!